Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Fresh Out of the Toaster

An open letter to pop tart Katy Perry:
Dear Katy, You’re from Santa Barbara, as I learned from Aly’s recent interview with you. How neat. Can I advise you to shut your mouth when taking your next publicity photo? It would help to end comparisons between you and a blow-up sex doll. Also, it would help me to believe that you’re a better human being than your songs “U R So Gay” and “I Kissed a Girl” would indicate.

Less like this, okay?


Thanks.

Sincerely,

The world

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:52 PM

    you clearly havent heard katys entire album if you think her only songs are IKG and URSG, you don't know what youre talking about. you should be happy you live in the same town as her.

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  2. yeah drew, so THERE. uhhhhh. in your slightly agape mouth hole!

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  3. Aren't you just shattered, Drew, to be rebuked by someone that can't be bothered to press a shift key, except to abbreviate song titles?

    I know. There, there. You'll only have to cry yourself to sleep for the next week or so.

    Actually, I like "I Kissed a Girl." The casual approach to expressing sexuality appeals to me.

    -Pedro

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  4. Well how did you feel about "U R So Gay"?

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  5. Monica6:05 PM

    I'd never heard "UR So Gay" - only "I Kissed a Girl" - so I looked up the lyrics online....I'm kind of hoping she leaves her mouth open so someone can impale her through it.

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  6. Ah, but you wouldn't exactly have to have her mouth open to impale her, now would you?

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  7. Monica4:44 PM

    No, but, considering her music and the image she's obviously trying to project, wouldn't seeing her impaled through the mouth versus elsewhere be more appropriate and amusing?

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