Dear Katy, You’re from Santa Barbara, as I learned from Aly’s recent interview with you. How neat. Can I advise you to shut your mouth when taking your next publicity photo? It would help to end comparisons between you and a blow-up sex doll. Also, it would help me to believe that you’re a better human being than your songs “U R So Gay” and “I Kissed a Girl” would indicate.
Less like this, okay?