Lalavava Astronomonov

Update: They continue to find my blog through strange and amusing ways. I will now illustrate this claim with examples.

• trumpet notes to super mario world
• beebop a reebop rhubarb pie
• Pilar Martinez's stage name ¹
  
• hair in japanese horror
  
• mermaid rape ²
  
• "finger up my" (oddly, my blog comes up in the first 10 Google hits for this)
• starbucks secrets ³
  
• mario vagina symbolism
• a cereal box project commercial for anne frank beyond the diary
  
• "classmates.com ads" girls
  
• funny husband shot where are the cereal (the number one hit!)
• WHAT EATS A BLOBFISH ⁴
  
• whats the name of the cereal dane wishes to invent ⁵
  
• word for the definition of pinchy crustacean (the number one hit!)
  
• waluigi "action figure"
• the thing things - that's not my name lyrics ⁶
  
• poodle eye goop
• what color is a platypus' tongue ⁷
  
• white trannies ⁸
  
• i shot myself venus (the number one hit!)
  
• colors rainbow turquoise cyan magenta violet maroon indigo
• princess shokora
• LAOS WHORES ⁹
  
• what sound did the quagga make when it was alive ¹⁰
  
• turkey baster game ¹¹
  
• Pam: Michael saw the devil wears prada this weekend
• lady godiva syndrome
• time traveling back in shirley temple's days ¹²
  

And a few responses:

1. Charo, though her full name is quite a bit longer.
2. God, I hope you're trying to find the little post I made a while back on the connection between The Rape of the Lock and the one mermaid episode of Futurama and are not actually looking for mermaid rape.
3. Easy: Open up a store everywhere you can, then pay high school students to make shitty coffee.
4. SOMETHING WITH A VERY STRONG STOMACH.
5. You'd have to ask Dane.
6. Close, but not quite.
7. That depends on what kind of lollipop the platypus likes.
8. RACISM!
9. Well, to be correct, you'd say "Lao whores" or "Laotian whores," sir.
10. I'd hope it was something along the lines of "quaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaa," but who's to say?
    
11. You got one sick family, pal.
12. Was powered by tap dancing.