One of the alleged comments stood out, and I'm reprinting it here because it I think everybody should cast their friends in small-scale dramatic readings of it. Way fun. The skit is titled "Atheists as a Majority." The misspelling of "atheist" is the fault of whoever originally wrote this.
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.Isn't that great? The script does present a few problems, however. The scene with the burning X would make this all a little expensive to stage, I feel. And the sudden change in the mother's demeanor bothers me. She brought the sodomites into her house so she could watch them, but she's so quick to leave to watch the execution of the Christian. Are we supposed to believe that athiests like Christian death more than perversion?ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!ATHIEST DAD: Hey!Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!THE END
This comment, at least, seems to have not been posted as a joke, at least based on its original context.