Some of you might remember a post from back in November in which I made fun of the headlinese that dubbed a student at Oprah Winfrey's South African school "child abuse a girl." I'm not the only one who noticed this, as a recent comment from Steve Miller indicates. (I have yet to look into whether this Steve Miller is the Steve Miller of Steve Miller Band fame. Steve Miller!) Steve's comment directed me to the BESM role playing site. BESM, which looks a lot like BDSM upon first glace, actually stands for "Big eyes, small mouth," if that gives you any indication of where these peoples' aesthetic tastes lie.
Without further ado, please look at the profile page for the big-eyed, small-mouthed superheroine Child Abuse Girl.