Dina: this comment thread going on. amazing
me: i know
me: El Mao. El Meow
Dina: i also enjoy how he spells paedophile. oh, rocks in the head anonymous british guy, how you've brightened my day
me: seriously, i think there's a bunch of rabid john o'hurley fans out there who love dancing with the stars and DON'T love the inherent humor in one of the show's contestants choking to death his partner on live TV
Dina: LMAO, rock in the head. LMOA. i don't know why that makes me so happy
me: El-Mwah. i especially like the short amount of time it took for someone to accuse me of misogyny. really, it would have been just as funny to casually pass off the woman killing john o'hurley as being funny
Dina: indeed. fantastical.
me: do people really think i'm saying the violence itself is funny? do they not see how passing off the mock violence so casually and not being the focus of the post is what's really funny?
Dina: oh, drew. you clearly just don't understand real humor. murder is funny. you need to emphasize it more clearly for your readership. get those rocks out of your head and into the faces of strangers. that's the ticketEven better: Since Dina and I had this conversation, an additional commenter who doesn't believe in commas actually referred to me as "buddy" and did so seriously. That's so cute!
Also, I did another image search and found this photo of the very same celebrity attempting to suck the life force out of an innocent infant king.
And all while an alarmed cow looks on, no less! Now bring it, you dead-eyed John O'Hurley fans. Which sin will you accuse me of endorsing now? Cannibalism? Soul-eating? Infanticide? Regicide? And why didn't anyone get upset when this same blog implied that the far-more-beloved America Ferrera of having committed crimes here in Santa Barbara?