My greatest accomplishment tonight would have to be convincing Jill to download the Nancy Wilson version of "I've Never Been to Me" on grounds that made think of her so much that I nearly cried — false — and also that it encapsulates everything about her as a woman — mostly false. Those are pretty much direct quotes, too.
Personally, I'm amused by how much Wilson sounds like Maya Rudolph's Charli Coffee. If you haven't heard it before and you share my fascination with terrible ideas that somehow were allowed to become reality, then by all means check it out yourself. It's on iTunes.