The innocent victim:
Round and round he goes, pulsating and mutating like some kind of puss-swelling sore.
I conclude that the Peep does not become ten times larger in the microwave, but that the process of testing the theory is completely worth the time it takes. The resulting smell was 75 percent delicious. I felt 10 percent bad for the little guy, but had I a Graham cracker handy, I probably would have eaten him.