The End of the World or Something

Ixnayed headlines for the negative review of "Apocalypto" I just threw online:

• "Aping Crap-o"
• "Aptly clipped-o"
• "Eek! Poor craft-o"
• "A Mayan Bimbo"
• "An Epoch Missed-o"
• "A Gibson Biffed-o"
• "Apoca-Lifted"
• "Apocalypt-Oh My God This Movie Sucks"
• And my personal favorite, "A Pot of Stinko"

Also, shouldn't the title have technically been "Apocalypso," even despite the Caribbean rhythms that might bring to mind?