Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Space Bar Face

The handy people at Dell have just informed me that my laptop battery is not, in fact, one of the defective ones that are prone to overheating, engulfing the system in a ball of flames, cooking the user's genitals if the laptop is, God forbid, actually resting on the top of his or her lap, and then finally exploding and rocketing into the user's forehead in a final, spectacular moment of user-friendly defiance that ultimately leaves the hapless computician Ken doll-smooth and with the embarrassing nickname "space bar face."
[ link: Will you soon have singed genitals? ]

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