Patrick Bateman, Batman and Elizabeth Bennet. Carrie Bradshaw, Blanche DeBois, and Thurston Howell III. The Pewterschmidts, Christine Slevil-Lewis-White and Karen Walker.
What the fuck could these characters have in common that they would ever be included on a list together? You wouldn’t think they’d ever need to be, and for long enough, they weren’t. Then the Wikipedia was invented and people who had too much time found it.
Thank you, Wikipedia, for giving us the “Fictional Socialites” category. It almost beats the “Fictional Cyborgs” category.
[ source: Prance Closer ]