That's the Time I Love Her Best

I got this far with the list and couldn't think of any others.

• Sex flush, embarrassment or a bad sunburn
• Cheap, over-the-counter bronzer or eating too many carrots
• Jaundice
• Copper jewelry or allegedly seasickness and other nauseating ailments
• Hypothermia or strangulation
• An abusive spouse or a boxing match
• A slight sunburn
• Too obviously, a suntan
• Melanin
• Albinism, working a desk job or living in Seattle
• Necrosis

If you can’t guess the game, you can’t play.

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