The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou*I'm linking to the IMDb site because the film is apparently no longer available on Netflix. Pity.The whole thing seemed asWinsor McCay: The Master Edition
Bad as the plays from "Rushmore."
Cool red knit caps, though.Little Nemo lookedTerror Train
Better when he was running
Down Tom Petty's dreamScrew Jamie Lee. TheThe Hours
Best part is seeing David
Copperfield get stabbed.The avalanche ofLatter Days
Estrogen can't distract
From Nicole Kidman's nose.Apparently, theBand of Outsiders
Quick way to chase off Mormons
Is sodomy. Ha.Black and white crime seemsFollowingMan on the Moon
Very much darker when the
Criminals are FrenchIf you think reallySpeedway Junky
Hard, you can remember when
Jim Carey was great.Jonathan TaylorBatman & Mr. Freeze: Subzero
Thomas deserves hatred, but
Haikus are too short.Call it good writingTouch of Evil
Or geek sympathy: I feel
Bad for Mr. Freeze.Is Charleton HestonClose Encounters of the Third Kind
Playing a Mexican? I
Think I’ll blame West Nile.Our alien friendsThe Order: From Cremaster 3
Fly in Christmas ornaments.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.Clean your mouth, kilt man.The Baby*
Cow ears flop in kickline synch.
Dazzling confusion.Dress and act like aBob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Baby, but still fuck Mommy.
”Baby doesn’t talk!”Me, moved to tears byMy Own Private Idaho
“What the World Needs Now Is Love.”
Hot Dyan Cannon.Impressed by RiverProzac Nation
Phoenix as a hustler and
Keanu as wood.Two hours I won’t getCry-Baby
Back. Now I wish I had a
Prozac for myself.Doo wop black rebelThe City of Lost Children
Fifties flick with Johnny Depp.
I like Hatchet Face.Glad the directorHigh Fidelity
Of “Amelie” vented his
Dark side with this dreck.Catherine Zeta, LiliIn the Realms of the Unreal
Taylor, Lisa Bonet
And one sassy swede.The Vivian girlsLady Snowblood
May have penises, but I
Like them anyway.Girl power comes withGraduation Day
A sword in hand and pure rage.
O-ren? Is that you?I’ll spoil it for you:Reservoir Dogs
They’re hiding the heads under
The bleachers. The end.Every time, I putWhat's Up, Tiger Lily?
My hand on my ear. Stuck in
The middle, indeed.Woody Allen isLady Snowblood: Love Song of Vengeance
Never funnier than when
I can’t see his face.Hey — kimono girl!Dance with the Devil
Why did you forget how to
Be kick ass? Ai-yah!Rosie Perez, you’reI Don't Know Jack
Surely no Isabella
Rossellini. Yuck.When Jack Nance died soThe Last of Sheila
Mysteriously, did he
Go to the Red Room?Smoke, schemes and suntansJungle Holocaust
Don’t yet realize that “Sheila”
Is an acronym.No blood or gore orThe Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Any holocaust. Just some
Jungle titties.Ray di Tutti's namePunch-Drunk Love
Means “king of everything.” All
Else was lost on me.Was my DVDThe Secret of N-I-M-H
Missing the concluding scene?
Resolution, please!More adult than theSwimming Pool
Cartoons I watch today. Great
Rediscovery.Look into the pool.Spider Baby
See the all leaves and plotholes?
Worthy nonetheless.DegenerativeDeath on the Nile
Psychotics should produce more
Blood than what I saw.Now OliviaCat and the Canary
Hussey is my new girlfriend.
All-around charming.What’s creepier thanStrait Jacket
An escaped metal patient?
Mad cousin incest.Nice and tense, but howGilda
‘Bout an alternate title:
“Denogginator”?Drat. I only sawD.E.B.S.
This because of “Mulholland
Drive.” Noir fades to gray.Lesbo undertones
Like “Lassie” has canine themes.
Friday, November 04, 2005
The films I've 'flixed between now and the end of May. Recommended titles are given links. Those not linked you're better off not knowing about.