Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Goo Beth

I broke my promise, sure. But this is too good. Dan Savage, sex columnist for The Onion and a pervy know-it-all who blasts Beth, Kate and Dave out of the semen-stained water, has decided to link Rick Santorum's name with a sexual by-product in order to besmirch the senator's reputation. Or just piss him off. Read about here, third item from the top.

The sexual by-product in question is the frothy mixture of lube and feces produced from anal sex — or, if you will, "santorum."

2 comments:

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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  2. and happy santorum to you!

    (truthfully, my birthday isn't until the 4th, though.)

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