I broke my promise, sure. But this is too good. Dan Savage, sex columnist for The Onion and a pervy know-it-all who blasts Beth, Kate and Dave out of the semen-stained water, has decided to link Rick Santorum's name with a sexual by-product in order to besmirch the senator's reputation. Or just piss him off. Read about here, third item from the top.
The sexual by-product in question is the frothy mixture of lube and feces produced from anal sex — or, if you will, "santorum."