Thursday, March 03, 2005

The Z Word

— I'm telling you, it can't be done.
— I'm sure it can.
— You're wrong.
— Prove it.
— Fine. To start: asshole.
— Bitch.
— Cunt.
— Dick.
— Umm... E-tard?
— I'll see your "e-tard" and raise you a "faggot."
— Gaylord.
— Homo. No wait — ho. I feel like we're bagging on gay people too much.
— Good call. Idiot.
— Jackhole.
— Jackhole?
— That's right. Jackhole. What?
— Nothing. Kike.
— Lesbo.
— Moron.
— I would have said "Menstrual Monster."
— That's good too. Your turn.
— Umm... Nimrod.
— Nice save.
— Thanks.
— Let's see... Oral sex-giving person?
— It works. Pussy. No — prick.
— Queer.
— Retard.
— Shithead.
— Tease.
— Tease?
— Yeah. That's totally something you'd call someone.
— Okay. Let's see... Ugly.
— Vagina.
— Wuss.
— Hmm... X-girlfriend?
— That's definately a dirty word. Yahoo.
— Umm...
— See?
— Give me a second.
— There's not one, I swear.
— No, I totally just got one.
— What?
— You ready?
— Yes, what is it?
— Zlut.

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