Ringuistics

[[[only the cold bite of 3 a.m. could thin the clouds and render my thinking so clear]]]

Dear Aunt Josephine,

Today was a big day for me. I decided at about three o’clock this afternoon that I would declare a second minor. After deciding against doubling majoring in English and art studio, I think the matching the English major with writing and linguistics minors is the thing for me!

Of course, this means that I will be in school for a full fifth year. I guess this means I’ll be a Super Senior!!

In some goofy chain reaction, this made me think about staying at the opinion page — or at least returning from it when I get back from Washington in the fall. Gee whiz, with a whole extra year of training, I could be the best opinion editor the Daily Narxus ever had. Won’t that be the day!!!

Well, I guess I’d better wind up this letter. Give my regards to Uncle Boofus and the triplets and I hope your stoma is working out for you. Love ya lots!!!!

All my love,
Drew

P.S. !!!!!

[[[bananas and police officers pair in startling ways]]]