Wednesday, March 12, 2003

High and Loquats

kidicarus222: you are dumb
g t o r r e s 27: !
kidicarus222: you are a dumb canuck
g t o r r e s 27: then what the hell are you telling me about eskimo kisses for?
g t o r r e s 27: i asked about a loquat!
kidicarus222: loquats are fruit
kidicarus222: they look like apricots
kidicarus222: they have big seeds
kidicarus222: they are good
g t o r r e s 27: ok...
kidicarus222: they grow on a tree on our driveway
g t o r r e s 27: so where do eskimo kisses come in?
kidicarus222: they come from eskimos
kidicarus222: i say eskimo kisses to get a reaction
g t o r r e s 27: so...
g t o r r e s 27: ?
kidicarus222: they rub their noses together
g t o r r e s 27: you just say that out of nowhere?
kidicarus222: YES
kidicarus222: finally
g t o r r e s 27: well how the hell was i supposed to know youre drunk?
kidicarus222: i am not drunk
g t o r r e s 27: funny, you're acting drunk
kidicarus222: you don't know me drunk
kidicarus222: you weren't even there
kidicarus222: you and that wife of yours
g t o r r e s 27: what wife?
g t o r r e s 27: where?
kidicarus222: your wife
kidicarus222: i believe she's called "buttons"
g t o r r e s 27: buttons?
kidicarus222: your wife
g t o r r e s 27: who is my wife and why is she buttons?
kidicarus222: ask those gypsy parents of hers
g t o r r e s 27: this is greg
g t o r r e s 27: i dont know who you think youre talking to
kidicarus222: but i remember very distinctly meeting buttons at the formal last tuesday
kidicarus222: you were dressed like a spoon
g t o r r e s 27: greg? nathan's friend from high school?
kidicarus222: yes
kidicarus222: yes
kidicarus222: buttons' husband
g t o r r e s 27: i was never dressed up as any spoon and i never married any buttons
kidicarus222: then WHO THE HELL PLANTED OUR LOQUAT TREE?!
g t o r r e s 27: no, that was me
kidicarus222: no, it was buttons
g t o r r e s 27: oh
g t o r r e s 27: well
g t o r r e s 27: then i dont know