The perfect capper? A rerun of the Christopher Walken-hosted "Saturday Night Live."
"Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!"And now to work on the task at hand: what to do to the girls' rooms now that they're gone all week.
"I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why... Can't put my finger on it..."
"Break out some fresh linens, Bedelia! We're gonna have Colonel Angus here tonight!"
"Colonel Angus? I don't know nothin' about no Colonel Angus!"
"Well, get ready, Bedelia. If I remember correctly, Colonel Angus can be very messy!"