miglorious: i thought sweden was in western europe
kidicarus222: it kind of is. like, northwestern
miglorious: well no because isn't it really near russia?
kidicarus222: russia is eastern europe
miglorious: i may or may not have known that
kidicarus222: you're not global studies, are you?
miglorious: apparently no
miglorious: i never learned geography in any class ever
kidicarus222: you should have had mrs. jordan for seventh grade
miglorious: i know i totally wanted her
kidicarus222: she was big and fat and i think a lesbian, but she taught us about geography, medieval times, and hot air balloons. and that is all. she didn't know how to do algebra, so she kind of fucked us all over in that respect
kidicarus222: what a bitch, eh?
kidicarus222: but we had a renaissance fair
kidicarus222: i was the king
miglorious: in seventh grade you had one teacher for geography and math?
kidicarus222: yes, i went to catholic school
miglorious: baby school
kidicarus222: at least i know about jebus
miglorious: but Fiona isn't the arm
miglorious: I prefer to see the amoebae as friends surrounding me in a time of need, like a bridge over troubled water
miglorious: [excerpts from my paper]